Sweeties ;)

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Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight.
>
>She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend.
>
>On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she
>had a Wine Gum.
>
>He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm
>the one with the Nuts", he thought.
>
>Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the
>bedroom.
>
>Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
>
>It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the
>contrast of her Double Decker.
>
>Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.
>
>But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, so
>she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard.
>
>He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
>
>It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
>
>When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
>
>She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out.
>
>However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising.
>
>So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert.
>
>At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper.
>
>Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
>
>Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms
>Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams....
>
>She had been with All Sorts!

[Legrandchef]

Chef

[Sidarion]

Ewwww....

I will never be able to eat sweets like before again, after having read this...


Sid

[Addice]

LOL. that is some funny shit ^.^