Hey... listen.. I know some of might think I'm not good to you or well, ya know but I've been thinking about you all today and thought I'd treat you so I went out to the shops on my way home from work and bought the biggest box of chocolates I could find.
There's enough to go around and you dont have to be in Cerberus to eat them, it's ok for passers by to eat them too cos I love everyone
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So, if anyone wants to take one, they're over there on top of the cupboard behind me. Feel free if you're feeling peckish and want one of these super tasty delights.
And dont be shy cos if you dont take one, Peggy's gonna eat em all