;)

[Jpegg]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.

"Hello" the man says,

"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

"Yes" he replies

"Well, hon, I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

"Sure baby... go ahead if you like it that much."

"I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."

"How much is it?" The man asks

"£26,000" she replied

"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! Oh, and one more thing.... the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."

"Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000."

"OK. I'll see you later. I love you!" she said with excitement

"Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
astonishment at hearing him talking,

Then he asks: "Anyone know who's phone this is?"

[Smacdevil]

OMG that was my phone!§!!

lols

[Volais]

expected/10

[Mawerick]

LOL