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Postby Stillhaa » Wed Oct 29, 2003 6:58 am

one of the many jokes gotten at work today-....
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Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror,
complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so,
the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece
of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper,
and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asks. " They'll grow larger over a period
of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece
of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow
over the years?"

"Worked for your arse, didn't it?"

He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.
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Postby Sidarion » Wed Oct 29, 2003 7:39 am

Woot!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Jpegg » Wed Oct 29, 2003 7:51 am

LOL ;))
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Postby Smacdevil » Wed Oct 29, 2003 8:34 am

LOL, good one :lol:
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Postby Smacdevil » Wed Oct 29, 2003 8:34 am

LOL, good one :lol:
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Postby Flameforge » Wed Oct 29, 2003 1:30 pm

Hahaha
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Postby Legrandchef » Wed Oct 29, 2003 2:54 pm

:D :D :D :D

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Postby Bluelotuss » Wed Oct 29, 2003 8:13 pm

:evil: evil. men, pfft!!
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Postby Sidarion » Thu Oct 30, 2003 8:40 am

I have told this joke to all the people in my favourite bar... gawd, we were having a laugh!

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/me hands Lotuss some toiletpaper

/me runs away and hides
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