H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N ! ! !
GHOSTS & GHOULS
In my house are ghosts and ghouls
Come and you shall see
Don't stay long or you'll be fooled
In your pants you'll pee
They fly around my room
One, the spirit of a witch
Whisks me as she rides her broom
She's an evil looking bitch
Her breath smells like sewer
Her crotch even worse
She's a used up old whore
Please stop me before I curse
The other a ghoulish old man
He is quite a dandy
Sucking the blood from another's hand
You'll meet him when you get your candy
In my house are ghosts and ghouls
Come and you shall see
Anson Pine