ROFL!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:33 amIn the middle of the night an elderly woman suddenly awakes in bed not
finding her husband next to her.
She gets up and starts looking for him. After a while she ends up in the
kitchen where she finds him, crying while staring blindly at a white wall.
"honey what's the matter?" she asks worrying.
"You remember when we had in the car sex for the first time?" he whispers
...
"Yes"
"you remember your father caught us in the middle of it and gave me at
gunpoint a choice between marriage or 20 years for rape?"
"yes" the wife answers huskily, remembering those first romantic days.
"well, I would have been a free man today...."
finding her husband next to her.
She gets up and starts looking for him. After a while she ends up in the
kitchen where she finds him, crying while staring blindly at a white wall.
"honey what's the matter?" she asks worrying.
"You remember when we had in the car sex for the first time?" he whispers
...
"Yes"
"you remember your father caught us in the middle of it and gave me at
gunpoint a choice between marriage or 20 years for rape?"
"yes" the wife answers huskily, remembering those first romantic days.
"well, I would have been a free man today...."
))))
