I know..... I live in UK and I get a very similair problem to face each and every day.
Started back as long as I can remember so there is no first case really but over the years I've gotten kinda used to despite it still frightening me at first glance. Each and every morning I open my eyes, climb out of bed and look down to slip into underwear of some kind and there it is. My god, sometimes if I'm not awake enough I get frightened but doctors have told me that having a penis so large is quite a common thing in males of my age.
I go on living with this and like I said, people get used it. One thing I've had to stop though is visiting butchers shops. Time after time do I get halted by police on exit under suspicion of robbing strings of sausages and transporting them inside the front of my trousers
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