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by **Jpegg** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:20 am

How many atrox's does it take to change a lightbulb?

50

One to hold the lightbulb in place and the other 49 to screw the house onto it

by **Fao** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 6:48 am

Um JP sorry to burst your bubble, but can Atrox's screw?

Fao

by **Jpegg** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 7:13 am

Shhhh, dont tell everyone cos this info might be dangerous if these gadgets fell into the wrong hands..........................

*looks around quickly*......... ok, come here and I'll tell ya.....

Theres a shop just inside Old Athen to the left of the bridge. Theres no sign above the door and along that side of the water, the are some unsavoury folk that linger the streets so be very careful when goin there ok?

This shop..... now don't quote me on this as I have many, many contacts...... but this shop is supposed to sell atrox compatible leather harnessed mine-drill style strap on sex toys. Apparently fashioned the way the old notum mine drills were shaped. Scary I know but it's what Ive heard

by **Addice** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 9:01 am

Fao wrote:Um JP sorry to burst your bubble, but can Atrox's screw?

Fao

wanna bet? :wink:

by **Auropia** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 10:25 am

give them a screwdriver and i bet they can

by **Renegader** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 11:28 am

Hey! trox jokes not allowed here!

by **jabbez** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 12:44 am

*cry*

by **Auropia** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 1:52 am

hehehe....

by **klopfe** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:10 am

this no funny
me no understand

/Klopfe

by **Jpegg** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:51 am

That's cos you support Liverpool you dirty scouse scalliwag

by **klopfe** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:03 am

This means WAR

by **Auropia** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:07 am

LOL!!!!!!Lets all kidnap JP...strip him nude and let him dance on pineapples...works wonder

by **Jpegg** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:12 am

Why dont we not kidnap him and just pretend we already did like... a week ago. That way we can all sit down and laugh about it without the pineapple bit still hurting and the embarassment of people seein it.

Now isn't that a lot better?

by **klopfe** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:15 am

That wouldn't work Jpegg, cause as you pointed out we troxes aren't all that smart and can't remember things to well. So I just have to do it over and over again.

/Klopfe

by **Jpegg** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:15 am

and you'd like that wouldnt you, you freaky scouse atrox weirdo

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