Cerberus guild

We have noticed that Cerberus have been causing some...................

Inconvience......

to Certain Omni Organisations, and we would like to assist you in Disrupting their activities further.


We have become deeply unhappy with the way in which certain Organisations have been conducting their affairs, and as a result

"Those that Decide" request me to Liaise with Cerberus to "Engineer"
their demise.

Obviously we cannot perform these deed's with our own resources

but we can provide information that i am sure you could make great use off.


Instructions will be provided in the comming days,


And one last thing,



This is not a request, Failure to carry out these instructions will result

in Total Annihilation , Which we are more that capable of performing, without said Constraints.


Your rewards are your Lives


xxx

Tegra

I

Think

The

Omni

Agent

Speaks

Funny

He wants our help and threatens us with death. Odd. I could think of better negociating tactics.



Chef

Hmm, let me get this straight...
"we are too weak to destroy Omni orgs...so we need Uber Cerberus to do it...but if you don't...we will destroy Uber Cerberus"

Time for Bursti to drop a pic into the mix

[img]ftp://members.aol.com/atvar19/stfu.jpg[/img]

I wonder if she was wearing a balaclava while making this "request".

Her "threats" are rather amusing, as she mentions that "their" resources are limited, and checking her public employment record her credentials present nothing to worry about.

Still, it will be interesting to hear what the details will be when they arrive.

Now now, guys... I'm sure she's, uhm, serious. Let's just wait to hear what else she has to say.

((LOL, Bursti))

Lilburst: that is by far one of the funniest pics i've ever seen in any forum

hmm... sounds intriguing to me, let's give the corporate slave a chance to speak.

(lol@burst's pic though )

I think it might be time for me to go undercover, dress up and disguise myself as this little agents boyfriend (or girlfriend), sleep with her for as long as humanly possible in order to gain more info... by the time Ive succeeded, she'll be a member of Cerberus anyway and we can all forget this whole incident ever occured

wow I am glad I didn't follow any ideas I had when it comes to JP...a heartbreaker it sounds like

JP....first guy since Foxxyh that ill call..."Coolest Virtual Playa"

Well....one can crack jokes about this "announcement"....but I would advise some caution. I have tried to do some backup checks on this person, without result. His tracks are well covered, his/her background well disguised......I think it would be folly to dismiss this based on the basic information we can get about his service levels. Seeing as condename "Giantass", our hacker extraordinnaire, is MIA, I will try to employ the services of other operatives.

To Tegra.....be wise to the fact we do not look upon threats idly.....if you have a case to make, state it clearly, and let us get on with business.
We will leave this channel open to you.......state your case, please.

MissCarmen wrote:wow I am glad I didn't follow any ideas I had when it comes to JP...a heartbreaker it sounds like

Awww no no no, I dont go breakin hearts... was just a suggestion to show how comitted I am to my guild

Don't let my agent-like nature get in the way, I'm an honest, delicate heart handler