Cerberus guild

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell
rectum deodorant, and never have.>
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the
stuff from this store on a regular
basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist "YES",
said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at
it and says to her,
"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant" Annoyed, the blonde
snatches

the container back and reads out loud from the container.........

" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

LOL

Gotta love these Friday posts, hihi

ROFL

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Chef

BAH!!

"How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

"Wanna go ride bikes?"

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She
raises her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she points
to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man here will buy
a lady a drink?" The bar goes silent as the patrons try to ignore her.

But down at the end of the bar, a droopy eyed drunk slams his hand
down on the counter and bellows, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The
bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. She turns to
the patrons and again points around at all of them, revealing the
same hairy armpit, and asks again, "What man here will buy a lady a
drink?"

Once again, the same drunk slaps his money down on the bar and said,
"Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approaches the
little drunk and says, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want
to buy
the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"

"I just assumed", the drunk replies, "that any woman who can lift
her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."

Oh nooooo.... LOLMAO!!!

Sid