Cerberus guild

....does ikea have to have all parties on thursdays.. its ewul i tell yaaaaaaaa..... and why o why did i take those 4 vodka shots in a row just 5 min before i left last night ..... they sure as hell didnt make me feel better
and i'll be god damned that there turned out to be a shit load of work today...
*looks modestly intrested in the pile of work infront of me with bloodsheed eyes*

oh no I really sympathise with you m8... not so long ago I was in your shoes, hehe

Here are two recipes:

1. Stiff Bloody Mary
A double shot of vodka, lotsa salt, pepper, tabasco, horseradish... fill up with tomato or mixed vegetable juice over ice,... stir... garnish with olives and a sprig of celery

2. Teh 3hvUl cUre from hell
Take red wine, pour it into a pot, warm the wine on a stove, put salt and sugar in it. Pour it into a wineglass, then crack a raw egg into it and drink it without stirring.

(this actually helps but REALLY looks evil! And it doesn't taste very good either)

Sid