Cerberus guild

HA HA !

Welcome to my Forum Troll Trap,

Pwned :p

You are now stuck here for ever, and the only way out is to
post a secret . ..........


and so it begins

I bet i catch a JP here first

OK.... I'll begin

A secret hmmm......

It's not a juicy one cos I can't go into my private life or any embarassing things on public forums

My mother used to have two gerbils as pets when I was a kid. Bubble and Squeek.

She adored them, she's an animal lover and things were all happy and rosey.....

Until.....

One night... I was playing with Star Wars toys on the dining room table... I looked around to see if noone was looking and I opened the cage so I could play the gerbils as tauntons with my Luke Skywalker. Anyway, I suddenly scared one of them and she jumped off the table onto the floor....

I got up to look for her and accidentally stood on her (((( It was really bad tho cos she didnt die straight away ((( Can remember my mum screaming as 'Shine On Harvey Moon' was playing on the TV in the front room Sorta thing that always sticks with you (((


To this day, my mum has been under the impression that the cage just 'opened' and she died from the fall to the floor. I'm such a sneaky little b***ard

Hmm.... you tricked me.... I left a secret to escape but I see the view count and everyone has escaped ((( Damn you for tricking me

Gha
If you guys keep this up I will never gain on your postcounts...

LOL, you bunch of boring individuals, must be some secrets out there

I'll pop my final one down on here then.... and then no more will you know about meh

When I was about 9 years old, I first moved to the neighbourhood I live in now with my parents..... made a few good friends and used to do simple stuff like playin out n stuff as kids do....

Anyway, one night, me and a group of friends were out stealing apples from trees in people's back gardens. We had nets to carry them and everything was going smoothly. We had a field near to where we lived with a row of houses backing onto it... a huge wall blocking the field from the gardens. We had a huge plank of wood against the wall so we could climb and take the apples from the tree branches from the top of the wall.

Time for bed came and went and we finished our apple collecting and headed home.

Walking along one of the streets near my house I noticed a man walking alongside me.... didnt really have time to think before he grabbed me and threw me against a wall... holding me by the throat, holding a golfclub in the other hand and screaming at me... accusing me of breaking into his garden and smashing the glass in his greenhouse

I was nine years old and absolutely terrified... couldnt say a thing to him as he dragged me down the road to his house as my friends just looked on...

Inside his house, he began to call the police... his wife telling him not to be so harsh on me and him arguing with her as he called them.... my friends parents arrived and started arguiing with him for the way he treated me.

I got home that night in shock, trying to tell my parents that I hadnt done it but they didnt believe me... I was grounded for the 7 weeks Summer holidays as a result

The next week however, the man called round to my parents house and apologised... the police had caught a bunch of youths who had damaged property in that area the same night....

I was let back out to play after a week but I waited with my friends until the man's greenhouse was fixed up again.

Me and three friends walked into his garden while he was out for the day, about 4 days after it was all repaired and smashed the greenhouse, every garden gnome and uprooted every single flower and plant. Even at nine years old, I wasnt gonna let anyone threaten me with a golfclub and get away with it.

Another little secret I have kept to myself

OMg,

thats sooo funny JP,

ill post one up here soon

OMG Jpegg is EVIL!!!

Oh bollox, trapped. Umm... secret.

Compared to Jps mine is going to be boring (although I had a smilar escapade with bloke+Dog threatening me and wanting to call the police I didnt exact any revenge ), so here goes....

At 32 I still love BMX. (or would, if only I could persuade my wife to let me build a mini-ramp in the back garden ).

w00t I see an exit... vr0000m............

Argh......*bangs on the walls.....no escape*
ok...hmm....secrets......dont have to many....but ok.....I am known to cry a lil when watching certain movies.....and no, Jpegg...it aint pr0n

ok, that was my ticket outta here.......

ok ok...

Last year when I was visiting my brothers house, I accidently spilled my coffee over his cell phone. I know how his cellphone basically contains his life so I just cleaned up the mess and the phone and never told him.

He turned it in for repairs and they said it was broken because he had spilled on it... O.O

I still haven't confessed...

Cogs wrote:Argh......*bangs on the walls.....no escape*
ok...hmm....secrets......dont have to many....but ok.....I am known to cry a lil when watching certain movies.....and no, Jpegg...it aint pr0n

ok, that was my ticket outta here.......

LOL... *bows head in shame* I cried over Mickey dying in Rocky III

New Years Party

When i was about 15 / 16 years old, i was at a party in a friends house,
Her Parents were out celebrating too, as it was new years eve,

Anyway, i had a little too much to drink that night, and i started fealing
sooo sick, as usual the toilet was engaged, and the next best thing i could think off was to be sick outside.

So i opened the Patio doors which lead out to the Back garden, and proceded to blow chunks into a shallow pot like ornament, lol.

Problem solved (double win , in that no one seen me doing it either)

I went back indoors and had some coffee to drink, and some food, all was going well, i felt a bit better, then towards the end of the night,

Our host mentiond her parents were comming back soon, and needed to tidy up a little. i then remembered the little gift i left in her back garden.

Hmm, what to do i pondered, i didnt want to just leave it there.

So i went back outside, to discover that my vomit had now turned into
a Frozen Frisbie like Disc,

Still under the effects of alcahol, my next brain wave was do dispose of it.

I picked it up , and in true Frisbie throwing fashion, threw it as hard as i could towards the next garden, i was rather supprised to hear an Almighty crash as it broke throught a greenhouse window.

Motto of this story,

Dont throw Frozen puke when ur drunk, ur Aim sucks

ROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice one mate )))

Here's a fairly innocent one from me. Younger people won't understand this but in my youth while on the upper deck of a bus I took out one of the light bulbs. They had separate bulbs and there was no guard against taking them out! I removed the bulb and took it home. I tried using it in one of the household bulb sockets and blew every bulb in the whole house. I was not very old at the time and I was terrified. I was on holiday and everyone else was out so I had a bit of time. Clutching my building society book in my hand I took the bus into town and called into the building society and withdrew some money. All the while I was convinced that everyone could tell what I had done. I went to the shop and bought enough new bulbs for the whole house. I took the bus home and no-one else was back yet. I replaced every bulb in the house, checked them out and threw the old ones away. Even when I was older I don't think I ever told my mum and dad.


Chef

*Edited*

I almost posted a really bad one and had second thoughts lol

Yup, chickened out