Joke ;)
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:38 amWell, said I'd pop in from time to time to post a few things....
A young lad moved to London and went to
> Harrods looking for a job.
>
> The manager asked "Do you have any sales
> experience?"
>
> The young man answered "Yeah, I was a salesman back
> home."
>
> The manager liked the lad so he gave him the job.
> His first day on the
> job was challenging and busy, but he got through it.
>
> After the store was locked up, the manager came down
> and
> Asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today"?
> The lad said
> "One".
>
> The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our
> sales people average
> 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
>
>
> "£101,237.64."
>
>
> The manager choked and exclaimed "£101,237.64? What
> the
> Hell did you sell him?"
>
> "Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a
> medium fish hook, and then
> I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where
> he was going fishing
> and he said down at the coast, so I told him he
> would need a boat, so we
> went down to the boat department and I sold him that
> twin-engined Power Cat.
> Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would
> pull it, so I took him
> down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4
> Suzuki".
>
> The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell
> me....a guy came in here to
> buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?"
>
> "No no no......he came in here to buy a box of
> tampons for his lady
> friend and I said.........'Well, since your
> weekend's f**ked, you might as
> well go fishing."
A young lad moved to London and went to
> Harrods looking for a job.
>
> The manager asked "Do you have any sales
> experience?"
>
> The young man answered "Yeah, I was a salesman back
> home."
>
> The manager liked the lad so he gave him the job.
> His first day on the
> job was challenging and busy, but he got through it.
>
> After the store was locked up, the manager came down
> and
> Asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today"?
> The lad said
> "One".
>
> The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our
> sales people average
> 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
>
>
> "£101,237.64."
>
>
> The manager choked and exclaimed "£101,237.64? What
> the
> Hell did you sell him?"
>
> "Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a
> medium fish hook, and then
> I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where
> he was going fishing
> and he said down at the coast, so I told him he
> would need a boat, so we
> went down to the boat department and I sold him that
> twin-engined Power Cat.
> Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would
> pull it, so I took him
> down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4
> Suzuki".
>
> The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell
> me....a guy came in here to
> buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?"
>
> "No no no......he came in here to buy a box of
> tampons for his lady
> friend and I said.........'Well, since your
> weekend's f**ked, you might as
> well go fishing."
Funny even though I've read before, hehe
