Err...What did you just say?

[Selavi]

Havent we all met that doode asking for something, and using extreme l33t talk, or just using abrivations nobody knows what means? And dont we all wish we had a snazzy comment to send back? Well, here is one I thought was pretty funny, coming from no other than Metalynx of course.

"I am sorry good sir, my Illiterate Fool-to-English translator is currently non-functional. Allthough I seem to understand the nature of your request is asking for a benificial nano cast upon you, I can only guess that you wish Embrace of Shadows cast upon you. Here you go, now, please utlize the benificial effects of this nano and dissapear"

(embrace of shadows being a totaly and utterly useless buff giving +40 to sneak or something)

Anyone else got any funny remarks?

[Jpegg]

I just use....

'on phone'



my favourite is when I was in a BS mission, we'd just started and I changed my mind about going on so I just typed...

'Jesus f***ing Christ !!!! Someones just stolen my car !!!!' and then logged out

[LilBurst]

Ah yes...buff beggars...always a fun time!
I have several ways to deal with them.

1) since i'm usually weak, i just buff them while cursing under my breath

2) if the player is an irritating d00d of low enough level, i just go into sneak mode. most 100+ players have sufficent concealment to confuse the average lowbie

3) Evac....nuff said

4) send em your own "ess plz kthxbye" or stand there silent until they get a clue and hit you with one of their beneficial buffs...then go ahead and buff em.

i have to say i usually turn down most tips when offered...just be nice about it and i'll buff you