Cerberus guild

Havent we all met that doode asking for something, and using extreme l33t talk, or just using abrivations nobody knows what means? And dont we all wish we had a snazzy comment to send back? Well, here is one I thought was pretty funny, coming from no other than Metalynx of course.

"I am sorry good sir, my Illiterate Fool-to-English translator is currently non-functional. Allthough I seem to understand the nature of your request is asking for a benificial nano cast upon you, I can only guess that you wish Embrace of Shadows cast upon you. Here you go, now, please utlize the benificial effects of this nano and dissapear"

(embrace of shadows being a totaly and utterly useless buff giving +40 to sneak or something)

Anyone else got any funny remarks?

I just use....

'on phone'



my favourite is when I was in a BS mission, we'd just started and I changed my mind about going on so I just typed...

'Jesus f***ing Christ !!!! Someones just stolen my car !!!!' and then logged out

Ah yes...buff beggars...always a fun time!
I have several ways to deal with them.

1) since i'm usually weak, i just buff them while cursing under my breath

2) if the player is an irritating d00d of low enough level, i just go into sneak mode. most 100+ players have sufficent concealment to confuse the average lowbie

3) Evac....nuff said

4) send em your own "ess plz kthxbye" or stand there silent until they get a clue and hit you with one of their beneficial buffs...then go ahead and buff em.

i have to say i usually turn down most tips when offered...just be nice about it and i'll buff you