Cerberus guild

For amusement only, so no prizes: what is the silliest question you can think of in AO.

Prompted by me seeing this:


"Are you afk?"


Chef

Question to Clericon a while back.

'Can you post that mask please?'

lol that's great, you are one ugly f00

Don't have anything to counter with except credz plz? That cracks me up everytime, oh ok lil buddy here's 50 mil!!! Oh and of course 'Can I have your shield?' Er yeah ok and I'll just use a dustbin lid instead... !!

Before i got my ql200 Perenium, I was running around with a ql166. One guy wanted me to post it.

D00d:Can I have it?
Selavi: No, I am using it.
D00d: FFS! Your to high level to have any use of that!
Selavi: Still, its the best I got, and are using it.
D00d: I got a much better use of it than you do. Can I have it?
Selavi: I told you twice, I am using it, so you cant have it.
D00d: Oki. Be that way then!
Selavi: o.O

He acctually got miffed because he couldnt have it, and this was random d00d on AO hill.

A level 168 player asking me what co-ordinates were & what they were for?

Frikking scary...

Dude: EP plz
Me: Whats that ?
Dude: EP PLZ!!!
Me:could you tell what it is, maybe i can assist you then...
Dude:Engi pistol buff!
Me: "checking auno" oh, i cant cast that in ages
Dude:WTF! noob lol "running away with random insults"

Heh, that was really somekinda fun...to think of i cannot cast that extreme predujice now...or in near future either. Dark blue PM SI on me and that nano with 650ish req...and that dude wanted me to cast it in lvl115

That's funny, I used to get asked for Comp Mochams at level 170 and the nano crystal has a level 185 requirement to upload! People just don't check first and are then rude as though it is your fault. I feel your pain Timpuri

When my MP was level 90: "CI please" (Level req 100)

To Rahmo (NT):
Player X: "Mochams please"
Me: "I think you want an MP"
Player X: "Mochams please!"
Me: "I can't I am an NT, I can do you HE! "
Player X: "Mochams please!!"

Me to 116+ NT in our team at Elysium beach doing hecklers:
Me: "Umm... why are you using an AoE?"
NTHecklern00b: "Dude, it is instacast!"

Me: "BTW, are you using a Nano recompiler?"
NTHecklern00b: "No."

Haha i had a good laugh that hecky night, Rahm.. funny NT