Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The
toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at
the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly
at 0800. The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel
Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing
up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel
Manager decides he should see this for himself. So, the 2 men march
down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed
up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and
they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the
new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a
roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men
watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it
around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into
laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a
straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday".
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
Elmo
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by Timpuri » Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:02 am
ROFLMAO !!!!
OMG, i didnt see the joke until i read it twice more, my english
Hah, my neighbours gonna think im some weirdo i laughed so hard on this one
OMG, i didnt see the joke until i read it twice more, my english
Hah, my neighbours gonna think im some weirdo i laughed so hard on this one
Tura Timpuri, Engineer
"Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.
When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"
"Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.
When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults"
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by Smacdevil » Thu Aug 19, 2004 8:04 am
Relax m8, I just made a pun out of the end quote in your story... haven't you seen the 'all your base are belong to us' flash? Basically I was just implying you're the joke mastah 
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I got enough trouble tryin to cart my own around in a wheelbarrow by Legrandchef » Thu Aug 19, 2004 11:24 am
Doesn't mean to say it is a big wheelbarrow.
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