Dear Mr President,
during the fight with the alien general the other night I saw your request that the NTs should cast "all kinds of negative shit on him".
I have spent many hours searching AO Mainframe, Anarchy Arcanum, my own nano list and Nusse's splendid spreadsheet. Despite these many hours of arcane study I am unable to find the NT nano "negative shit". So I must ask you a few questions:
1) Are you sure you have spelled it correctly?
As with many Norwegians you have excellent skills in English, but are you aware of variations such as: shit/shite/sheit/schizz/crap and the rest of them?
2) Could it perhaps have been "Minus" or "Ransacked" or "Deprived" shit instead?
Given your Norwegian history, could it perhaps have been "Raped or Pillaged" shit instead?
3) I'd like to bring to your attention the distressing system messages an NT could get using this nano.
"You have successfully cast a negative shit"
"Your enemy countered your negative shit"
or worse
"Nano programme negative shit was fumbled"
I ask you MR President, would you like to fumble your shit?
4) Is this variation "all kinds of" some sort of hacked version. Because, much as I like playing this game, I will not do it at the expense of having my shit hacked by anyone.
5) Is it the result of a tradeskill process?
If so, you can keep your hacked negative shit to yourself.
I await your response to these questions with delight.
Chef