Cerberus guild

Dear Mr President,

during the fight with the alien general the other night I saw your request that the NTs should cast "all kinds of negative shit on him".

I have spent many hours searching AO Mainframe, Anarchy Arcanum, my own nano list and Nusse's splendid spreadsheet. Despite these many hours of arcane study I am unable to find the NT nano "negative shit". So I must ask you a few questions:

1) Are you sure you have spelled it correctly?
As with many Norwegians you have excellent skills in English, but are you aware of variations such as: shit/shite/sheit/schizz/crap and the rest of them?

2) Could it perhaps have been "Minus" or "Ransacked" or "Deprived" shit instead?
Given your Norwegian history, could it perhaps have been "Raped or Pillaged" shit instead?

3) I'd like to bring to your attention the distressing system messages an NT could get using this nano.
"You have successfully cast a negative shit"
"Your enemy countered your negative shit"
or worse
"Nano programme negative shit was fumbled"
I ask you MR President, would you like to fumble your shit?

4) Is this variation "all kinds of" some sort of hacked version. Because, much as I like playing this game, I will not do it at the expense of having my shit hacked by anyone.

5) Is it the result of a tradeskill process?
If so, you can keep your hacked negative shit to yourself.

I await your response to these questions with delight.

Chef

ROTFL!

A well thought out post, mr. Legrandchef. I shall return to comment your points, when I have recovered from laughing. This, Sir, may take a while!

Yours,

Dang Chef, dont do this...ohh my stomach hurts

Comments from sidestanders view on that Whack-the-ET occasion i was unlucky to witness.
As you most likely have heard of several acts of violence taken to courts of law for retribution in the past, i must here by point out that nevertheless we did kick the shit out of that General, we shouldnt discuss it in open forum like this. Modern crime investigating methods include also scavenging various e-mediums also, and have seen them to have unbelievable power in juristictional conclusions. So to avoid that poor ET-General to sue our arses id think we need to atleast move this thread to more hidden place, allready in this thread theres attleast 3 suspects to be investigated. And from what ive heard that General has allready hired Mr. Matlock as He´s ( I dont know if them ET´s have sexes so im presuming here) attourney of law. Therefor if we face procecution, we will face hard sentences for sure. Dont tell anyone but ive gotten a sweat deal from DA´s office to rat you guys out and get me a get-out-of-jail-free card

Very funny Chef

hahahahahahahhahahaha


very well done !

Classic!

Make it sticky, this one can't be lost in some dusty old archive!!!!

Great post

HAHA Chef, too hilarious Thanks for this, made me LOL at work

Nice Chef

Nyna

aaahhahhahahahaa :D:D really nice one Chef ... this made my morning
a whole lot better

Must stop laughing....

...that was hilarious...


YOu fumbled all sorts of shit.


Ahhhahahaha...

Hey Sid, when r u coming back m8?

seems like cogs has "drede på draget" with that request

nice one chef

hehehe trust Cogs

Nice one Chef

HAHAHHAH! OMG! Awesome post, CHeffie.

-Foesmite