Cerberus guild

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be eight again." she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park.

What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park:
* the Death Slide,
* the Wall of Fear,
* the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
* every thing there was.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her:
* a Happy Meal
* with extra fries
* and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to the movies:
* the latest Star Wars epic,
* a hot dog,
* popcorn,
* all the Coke she could drink,
* and her favourite lolly, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you f…..g idiot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong

LOL

So how is your head today, tired at all? I think I would have fallen alseep dribbling all over the keyboard...

I didnt sleep very well :/

I needed to take stuff to the hospital on Saturday but couldnt get into Lisa's house, her b/f had the key and didnt come home til late. So I stayed awake chattin to friends online and drinking coffee until I could get back to the hospital. I tried to sleep yesterday afternoon under strict instruction from a certain little engie from Rising Phoenix But couldnt so came back into game. Then last night, I woke up about 4 times in the night (

So... about 3 hours sleep since I woke up last Friday morning. Its a record for me

WOW... I guess you just gained a new title lvl "Zombie"

* Runs holding onto his brain*

Good joke