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Read the following post only if you TOTALY no thing better to do (bitting your nails counts as some thing better).



A hole new year, a hole new set of problems.
First of all, my academic year started yesterday (27.09), usaly we start on 1.10, but our new dean said that since the first day of october also happens to be a friday the hole week counts.....

But wait ther’s more... I seems that the people living above my apartment were olny renting it and moved out during the holidays, the owner came back and saw my internet antena out side her window, she left me a note in my mail box saing that i should remove it asap. A word of clarification is in order here. I use a radio antena to connet to the net, it was imposible to set up out side my window so i talked to the ppl above me, they had the best view of the transmiter. Well since I wasn’t there st the time, she cut the cable connetcting the antena with my modem, the best part is that the bitch left me no means of contacting her, and as I learned just a couple min ago, she lives in france and visits the place once every three mounts to pay the bills. She doesn’t even rent the place.... In conclusion, does any one have a 11m ladder???

Excuse my spelling I'm still pissed off.
By.

What a be**tch, you should find something belonging to her, to cut off!

So she cut your wlan uplink cable or what ?
Ohh, but that counts as sabotage and you should contact authorities immediately. You can easily show that theres no neighbour dispute of this matter, rather harasment of this other party on your behalf. Then the authorities will find out where she lives and will be forced to pay for the damages
Other way to do this, get the biggest bad-ass satellite dish you can find on shop and place it infront of her window, preferrably blocking the window opening mechanism so she cant just cut the wires...and you can even make the cream topping for the cake by writing with ridicilous sized fonts to the back of the disc "BITCH!!!"

Timpuri,
in RL known as the most annoying person on earth, when someone needs to be tought a lesson

Hehe...

instead of a W-Lan Antenna, I would opt for the WLAN that works with a Microwave receiver-transmitter (I used to have one of these babies).

Now... get a 550 Volt cable, built a condensator bench, rig it to the microwave antenna... next thing, get a servo-powered swivel mount. Assemble the transmitter with the condensator bench and the swivel mount and install everything in fron of the window upstairs. Get a fake TV antenna with many wires sticking out for good measure. That should catch her attention when she comes to check on the upstairs apartment the next time.

When she is fumbling around with dismounting the TV antenna, turn the microwave transmitter with the servo by 180 degrees (pointing at her), fire up the condensators and push the big red button...


***ZAP!!! Frizzle....***


Muahahahahaa.... evil Sid on the loose again

Evil revenge ideas, guys LOL
Never mess with a bloke's cabling.

Flameforge wrote:Never mess with a bloke's cabling.

You're giving me ideas Flame

/me runs and hides

I won't ever be able to switch my computer on now out of fear!

Are you sure she meant your computers' cable????

I didn't Sid

Poor bloke.
No wonder he's often over in the corner wringing his hands, mumbling, eyes twitching...

*cries* woe is me..... no NO don't lock me in the cupboard again... I'll be a good boy this time I promise..... aaaaargh