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Milking Machine

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 12:38 am
by Jpegg
A farmer ordered a high tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.

So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his penis. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line.
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
" Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release
automatically once it's collected two gallons

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:18 am
by Twilow
HA HA :)

yeap, back from my hols, tanned and relaxed :)

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:20 am
by Jpegg
Welcome back matey :)))

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:37 am
by Byrug
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: auch.....

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:37 am
by Freuty
ROFL!! :D *waves to Twil* Hope u had a good holiday m8 ?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:30 am
by Smacdevil
Haha, poor farmer!

I read about an incident where the farmer died of severe blood loss....

OUCH! :shock:

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:10 am
by Cogs
hihiihi.......sounds like something I could use around the house....:D

Welcome back, Twilan! Good to hear you had a good one, m8 :).......miss you......come home, m8! :D

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:55 am
by Ballonmax
ROLF......