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Well... was in the kitchen tonight and my son said something which made me choke on my drink but I'm sure it's sound advice....


'daddy... you know, if you drink too much coke, you explode and your nipples go 'boing' and fly off'



So dont go drinkin too much coke, ladies and gentlemen

i will remember that
thanks for the advice.

In couple of years you'll have to tell him nipples ain't that important part of male anatomy...

/me walks off whistling Jingle bells

Haha, good thing I prefer beer then