Cerberus guild

hehe, my trolling concealment has been maxed and I now have the ability to troll and be totally aware of each and every person in the room outside my line of sight. Hence my postcount being on the up again

So.. as useless as my posts usually are, I'm just popping by to say 'Hi' ))

How are you, my little cheeky munchkins?

*pops head in*

Hello what's up Today is like Friday for me, as I've taken the tomorrow off to spend an oval weekend snowboarding and drinking

*disappears*

FFS! Even Smac got higher postcount than me these days. WTH...did you get fired and are now spending all your free time (wich is A LOT) trolling the forums and writing noncomprehensial shite?

It's not shite... it's tactical postcount growth.

See.... even as I speak, my count goes ever higher in magical ways and if you all reply, I'm sure you join in on the postcount fun

How does this postcount stuff work?

Apparantly all you need to do is post

And then what happens?

Well... as myth and superstition goes... the 'postcount' is a living, breathing thing... Men and women used to sit huggled by the campfire late at nights telling tales about how it feeds... lingering there... hiding on boards and forums until a post is made and the feeding begins... the postcount would consume the very souls of the poster until all control is lost and it just takes over..... *shudder* The poster eventually loses all control and becomes a troll.... OMG !!!!!

I feel sorry and pity for those poor souls which cannot control their trolling and cannot get back who they once were

Wouldn't some kind of Postcount Poker be interesting. As you play you make bets using your count pool! If you have a straight face and bribe with Lady Luck you may just hit the big time Just watch that the House doesn't think you're cheating!

edit: Oh my... looks like I got the Lucky Door Prize.

Me thinks that Flamforge is exploiting. But very cool to have a higher postcount than the number of posts on these here forums.

LOL Flame.... *whispers* heya mate, you know I think you're way cool n stuff, how about adding a few 100k posts to my count?

I see the real culprit here... George pretending not to know what postcount is - is actually guilty! Guilty of post count fraud!

He not only comes & trolls here - but he's also got an inflated, trolling count on Pantheons forums! Double postcounting!

I always knew traders were evil - but this is impressive!

P.S. welcome back JP - nice to see you around

(haha +1!)

Hmm, should I lock subjects that have no purpose other than to increase post counts?

+1 Muhahaha

No, Flame would only unlock it

No lockey lockey, Mr President !!!!

My thread *wraps arms around it to protect it* All mine... my thread *grins*