Scousers
Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 2:21 am
An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're
staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.He's so familiar, and not recognizing him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs:
"My God, it's Jesus!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.Thrilled, they send him
over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus
accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the
pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus
approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.
As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock.
"Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is
completely gone! It's a miracle."
Jesus then approaches the Scouser who knocks
over a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong?" says Jesus.
The Scouser shouts, "F*** off, I'm on disability
benefit!"
staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.He's so familiar, and not recognizing him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs:
"My God, it's Jesus!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.Thrilled, they send him
over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus
accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the
pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus
approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.
As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock.
"Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is
completely gone! It's a miracle."
Jesus then approaches the Scouser who knocks
over a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong?" says Jesus.
The Scouser shouts, "F*** off, I'm on disability
benefit!"