Cerberus guild

Posted: **Fri May 06, 2005 12:31 am**

(Ripped it from AIL forums,and changed the name to fit my version of this story :mrgreen:

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Anyway I went to my local inn to buy some alcohol for my next quest and saw these guys where sharing a dwarf joke about our dwarf friends...

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf Cogs, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf Khalem asks the first, "How did it go?"

Cogs whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."
Khalem shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!"

<3 Cogs & Khalem :lol:

Posted: **Fri May 06, 2005 1:35 am**

lol! you ebil woman.......I thought this was confidential........grrr.....there is no privacy :mrgreen:

Posted: **Fri May 06, 2005 1:40 am**

hihi,im sowwy :oops:

still lub j00 even..without a stiffy :mrgreen:

Um...yea...*laughs*

You're gonna get me for that one ey? :lol:

But it was sooooo funny..and fitting methinks..again..so sowwy,i wont tell the guys about what happened down at sleasy Joe's wendsday night..promise..
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Posted: **Fri May 06, 2005 1:41 am**

OMG

LOL, Cogs you think JP still wants ya? :-''

Posted: **Fri May 06, 2005 1:43 am**

lol.... I knew that would come up one way or another :roll:

*stands in front of screen so Lia doesnt see

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Posted: **Fri May 06, 2005 1:45 am**

Oy!Dont make my thread into something perverted!!

:mrgreen:

Posted: **Fri May 06, 2005 1:49 am**

As far as Im concerned, Sleazy Joe's was a brilliant success......low rider beds......and dont blame me for your leather harness not fitting ..........the whip worked well tho ...... :twisted:

Posted: **Fri May 06, 2005 1:51 am**

I still wonder how im gonna attend tonights meeting and being able to explain all those red marks.Not to mention that tin foil i cant get out of my hair
I told you to be careful Cogs!

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What ever will the people of AIL think of me now? :roll:

(lol,downtime in WOW is a bitch

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Posted: **Fri May 06, 2005 3:33 am**

LOL...

(Love the Kero Kero Keropi, Auro

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Posted: **Fri May 06, 2005 5:05 pm**

Speaking of which...where is that picture?

Cerberus guild

A story about some dwarfs in WOW

A story about some dwarfs in WOW