Computer virus warning :)
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:15 pmThere is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand. This virus is called
Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2
good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ)
But this is only available for those who can afford it,the next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is
DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
Update 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.
hand. This virus is called
Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2
good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ)
But this is only available for those who can afford it,the next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is
DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
Update 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.
