Cerberus guild

.. after drinking and swilling all night until 6:30 AM and sleeping late for work (8:25 AM) getting 4 phone calls I didnt hear and the 5th one woke me up, finally

god, it's 10:28 and I'm still not sober, and the support line is glowing red hot (

What a day, will I ever live through this hell? Drinking Coke and chewing on the bottle caps as hard as I can - can't find any paper-clips damnit

i have sympathy for you

i have only had one hangover at work this week

oh and you say the jj thing is confusing didn't realise smacdevil=bothead

i will say the drinkers prayer for you bot


Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is The beer, The bitter, The lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen.

Get some friggin paperclips man, what are you thinking getting in to work without any paperclips ?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dear god man O.o

WTF are you gonna make spaceships out of while you work???

I have no sympathy for I dont drink and am tea total

LOL guys Thanks for cheering me up hehe

2 slices of cake and more Coke down the gulley, and I'm beginning to feel better... all I need now is for the boss to leave so I can get some sleep

Europeans and your....beer.