:)

[Jpegg]

Tom goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Have you ever been in military
service?"
"Yes, he says, I was in Vietnam for three years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment." And then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
"Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and
blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells Tom, "O.K. no problem, I can hire you right
away. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow.
Come in at 10:00 A.M."

Tom is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
P.M., then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the
first two hours we sit around scratching our balls. No point
in you coming in for that."

[Stillhaa]

hahaha ROFL!!! goodone matey!!

[Syriii]

Lmao, hahaha good one, and sooooo true Lol

[Flameforge]

Wait a sec... *I* have a government job...

[iNstabil]

Wait a sec... *I* have a government job...

And you will now curiosly glance left and right for the first 2 hours to see if you can get confirmation?

Good one

[Flameforge]

And you will now curiosly glance left and right for the first 2 hours to see if you can get confirmation?

Or have a good scratch and check if anyone glances at me?
Haha...

[iNstabil]

Flameforge, I bet you went "Uh Oh...busted" when u read that story

[Iambubba]

i too have a gubment job (well, dod contractor) and let it be known that the first 2 hours of my day involve getting coffee, checking slashdot, reading a million emails, and yes, scratching my balls

[Legrandchef]

If I scratched my balls at work I'd be imprisoned for indecent behaviour.

Chef