Cerberus guild

Tom goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Have you ever been in military
service?"
"Yes, he says, I was in Vietnam for three years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment." And then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
"Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and
blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells Tom, "O.K. no problem, I can hire you right
away. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow.
Come in at 10:00 A.M."

Tom is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
P.M., then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the
first two hours we sit around scratching our balls. No point
in you coming in for that."

hahaha ROFL!!! goodone matey!!

Lmao, hahaha good one, and sooooo true Lol

Wait a sec... *I* have a government job...

Flameforge wrote:Wait a sec... *I* have a government job...

And you will now curiosly glance left and right for the first 2 hours to see if you can get confirmation?

Good one

iNstabil wrote:And you will now curiosly glance left and right for the first 2 hours to see if you can get confirmation?

Or have a good scratch and check if anyone glances at me?
Haha...

Flameforge, I bet you went "Uh Oh...busted" when u read that story

i too have a gubment job (well, dod contractor) and let it be known that the first 2 hours of my day involve getting coffee, checking slashdot, reading a million emails, and yes, scratching my balls

If I scratched my balls at work I'd be imprisoned for indecent behaviour.

Chef