Cerberus guild

I have just started on the second hour, trying to come up with something funny or interesting to add to this forum. Well, I cant fall asleep either, but thats not why Im sitting here. No no..
I was thinking, maybe I should tell you the story about the bird named aaoo-aao that is running around in Sahara desert, but its kinda dirty and you probably know it.
Then I thought, maybe the true story about the idiot who was convinced he knew all about waterskiing, started without ski from a gangway 4 mtrs above sealevel, and when the speedboat reached max speed, the idiot wasnt even close to the water, and was pulled off his feet, before he hit the ocean headfirst and went straight to the bottom.
But one shouldnt laugh when ppl get hurt, sooo no, I dont tell that one.
Well I guess theres no reason to read this then..
Tryin the sleeping thing again..

Hehe, funny enough

PS. what about that bird,eh?

Is that the one about the bird with very big testicles and very short legs?

Chef

..and the very hot sand, yes.
Was right, you know it.
But I thought I shouldnt use words like testicles.
Eeeh, wait...

But I thought I shouldnt use words like testicles

*snicker*