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A Super Uber Big Thank You

PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 5:16 am
by Kid
Just a post to say thanks to everyone in this fantastic guild. I've recieved so much help from everyone (especially in the last few weeks). I won't name individuals since I know that every one of you are always willing to help anyone who needs it.

The game is so much more fun when you know you have such a great circle of friends to play with.

Thanks everyone.

PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 10:45 am
by Smacdevil
And here I was thinking you were going to post something to laugh at while bored at work ;-)

PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 12:05 pm
by Kid
Fine...here ya go :-)


There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down. The poor man started crying.
The truck driver turned and said: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"No, it's not that." the man replied, "Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and then fired me.
When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab.
I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener."
The man was really sobbing now, "I left home depressed and came to this bar. And now, just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison ..."

PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 12:36 pm
by Jasper2002
Funny :D, nice one Kid