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Random, Pointless Topic #3

PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2003 5:22 pm
by Volais
Today...while thinking of a new topic for my "Random, Pointless Topic" series...a began to think. People these days dont give enough respect to the railroad workers of America! Sure alot of people never use the fine Trans-American Railroad system, much less LIVE in the country...but DAMNIT! They deserve respect! Who else could get an elephant from San Francisco to Miami for his role as the mascot of the 2003 Dental Care and Free Sugar Cookie expo? They deserve from freakin respect! Americas history was built around railroads! Old diabolical mean with mustaches and black suits would constantly kidnap young maidens and tie them to railroads for no apparent reason! Birds indigenous to the desert would paint fake railroad tunnels on rocks in order to fool the local carnivorous canine! America was built on railroads!

So next time you step in your fancy automobile or horseless carriage...just remeber, that without the American railroad industry...none of this would be possible.

Oh...and just for the hell of it..http://www.geocities.com/dark_neox/donutland_and_cops.jpg

The moral of the story: Always carry a spare tub of toxic waste when going to see the in-laws

Re: Random, Pointless Topic #3

PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2003 5:49 pm
by Flameforge
Volais wrote:Birds indigenous to the desert would paint fake railroad tunnels on rocks in order to fool the local carnivorous canine!

Meep meep! 8)

PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2003 7:30 pm
by Volais
BTW...like my new sig?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2003 9:27 pm
by Flameforge
Seems rather inappropriate to me.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2003 11:14 pm
by BigSwede
Actually, wasnt it the the bird that was supposed to be fooled by the painted railroad?

And Volais, please change your sig. I don't want to promote drugs on my webserver.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 2:46 am
by Cogs
Whether I like your siggy or not is immaterial m8..I would recommend you change it asap. Its not appropriate in any way..so..please just change it, Volais.