Mother Nature
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2003 11:27 pmToward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit
his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow
buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing
just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden . . .POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" THEN POOF!....she was gone. After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred.
"Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."
Dave yells back......"DON'T SWING, FRED!!! For the love of God, DON'T
F**KING SWING!!!"
his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow
buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing
just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden . . .POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" THEN POOF!....she was gone. After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred.
"Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."
Dave yells back......"DON'T SWING, FRED!!! For the love of God, DON'T
F**KING SWING!!!"
OOOOOMMMGGGGZZ.....hihihihihihihihihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!......(maybe not something a sweet lil girl should laugh at)...but OHHH MEH GAHHHHHHH.....'most fell of me chair tiiiiiiihihihihi 