Volais's bad day

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Volais's bad day

Postby Volais » Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:53 pm

(WARNING: About as funny as watching an opifex walk on his hands)


*Volais rolls out of bed on to the ground*

Volais: Ohhhh...my head. *Volais recalls his drinking game with Cogs and Flame the previous night* Mental note, use Wheels for barf bag.

*Volais pulls on his Exarch robe and stumbles outside*
Volais: Ok, careful n....*Volais slips on a puddle of water and falls one story to the ground below* Ow.

***3 minutes later***

Volais: Ok...wheres the cup. Hey look, several Atroxes in thongs. How incredibly repul...

Atrox1: Hellooooooo
Atrox2:Hellooooooo
Atrox3: Hellooooooo
Atrox4: hellooooooo
All 3: Hello my baby hello my honey hello my rag tag gal....

Volais: ...

*And so Volais did sit and watch as the siad Atroxes sang him barber shop songs over, and over,and over, and several more times until Volais finally realized that he indeed, was awake and walked off*



There yall go...the funniest thing my drab dark mind can come up with. Maybe Ill post more. It has monkeys.
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Postby Flameforge » Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:39 pm

Heh.
I can just imagine a travelling Atrox Barbershop Quartet. Would work well, I think...
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Postby Volais » Sun Feb 08, 2004 8:31 pm

<Cough>Ididntmakethatup</cough>
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