In the future, in a time when all the members of Cerberus are old and decrepit and their little uns are in training to replace them, everyones favorite storyteller is still at work tellin make believe stories about gumdrops and Sugar plum leets.
"Alright kiddies gather round, its time for old Uncle Volais to tell yall a story. Todays is about the time I discovered that by rubbing Cogs head, you wouldnt get your wish, and....hey! Selatwo (Shut up..i know it sucks) stop beating up Little sage. Son, dont poke Babylotuss. NewFreak, that isnt a toilet. Jr. pegg, Logs, cut that out!"
(For lack of time Im ending it now...but stay tuned to this topic while i continue to belittle your children.)