I just happened to stumble acroos this thread and was laughing my as off when i realizad i'm a man... and though i cant make a understandig a man nano i can gice you gals out there some hints to understanding our image of the world
so here it goes
"From a Mans perspective"
1. Learn how to use the bathroom seat, you?re a big girl. If it?s up, put it down. We want it up, you want it down. You don?t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday = sport (at least in Sweden
). It?s like the full moon or the tide. Let it be!
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And NO we will never look at it that way
1. Crying is extortion
1. Ask if you want something. Let me clear it out: subtle hints don?t work! Clear hints don?t work! Obvious hints don?t work! Just tell us what you want
1. Yes and No are perfectly good answers to most questions.
1. Come to us with problems if you want help solving them. That?s what we do. Are you looking for sympathy you got your girlfriends, that?s what they are there fore.
1. A headache that lasts for 17months is a problem. Go see a doctor
1. You can?t bring something we said 6 months ago into a discussion. In fact all comments more then a week old are no good. And aren?t legit arguments in a discussion.
1. If you don?t want to dress like a Victoria?s secrets girl. Don?t demand from us to behave like soap opera actors
1. If something we say can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways make you sad or angry. We meant it the other way.
1. You can either ask us to help you out with something or tell us you want it done. Not both. If you already know how to do it in the best way, do it yourself
1. If possible please say what you have to say during the commercial
1. Christopher Columbus didn?t need directions, neither do we
1. We men see things in 16 colours like the windows standard setting. Peach for example is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If we have an itch somewhere we scratch it. That?s the way we are
1. If we ask what?s wrong and you answer nothing we will act from that answer. We know you are lying but it?s simply not worth the effort.
1. If you ask a question you really don?t want to know the answer to expect an answer you really don?t want to hear.
1. When we?re about to go out somewhere basically anything you wear will do
1. You have enough cloths
1. You have too many shoes
1. I am in shape, round is a shape
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 8:06 am
I was going to write about "our joke" differently then figured no-one else was going to understand it 
(I had a smashing good LOL and bow before you)
