Somewhere on Rubi Ka....

[BigSwede]

Bigswede is sitting by the table in WA drinking a cup of coffee he bought "The Cup" on his way from the gridpoint after a rather unsuccessful mission in Broken Shores. The suns are shining and it's a glorious day. The reets are singing beautifully, leets are strolling by in the grass and the occasional rollerrat is seeking prey among the trees.

THOMP THOMP THOMP THOMP PCSHHHHHH.....

Bigswede: Hey Wheels, wassup?

Wheels: I-AM-FINE-SIR!

The sound of Wheels extremely loud voice kills every small animal in a 2 mile radius. In the distant Bigswede can hear windows breaking in the village of West Athen. The closest trees drop their leafs to the ground.

Bigswede: My god! What have you done to your voice? *rubs his ears* NO, Wait! Don't Answ

Wheels: I-AM-FINE-SIR!

The marble table breaks into pieces and falls to the ground, sending the hot coffee right into Bigswedes lap

Bigswede: Aoow!

Cogs appears beside Wheels with a big grin on his face

Cogs: Hey big! Notice anything new on Wheels?

Bigswede: Duh, no?!?

Cogs: I met this guy in Perpetual Wastelands who buffed Wheels with an intimidation buff. Y'know when we hunt for borgs they tend to group up, and it's good to be able to scare them off a bit, hehe.

Bigswede: Yeah? You know, he just killed the entire WA population of small mammals....

Cogs: Oh...

Cogs: Cool! Like an area nuke, lol

Bigswede don't think the Reets of West Athen think that is amusing..

Cogs: Yeah... right..

Cogs adjusts the volume on Wheels with a small hammer

Bigswede: May I? Maybe he'll go all silent..

Bigswede grins

Cogs: Maybe I'll let him adjust you my friend.

The grin on Bigswedes face slowly disappears

Bigswede: Mmm.. nah I think I'll go get me another cup of coffee..

[Flameforge]

Ahahahahaha!! Stop it, it's too funny!

When will the Cogs/Wheels jokes ever end? LOL

Really good, Bigs

[Cogs]

Love it man, my eyes got wet again with laughter!!

And, thanks, I needed a good laught after reading the boards today!

Cogs

[BigSwede]

It's late one night and Bigswede arrives at the newly repaired table in West Athen to take a well earned nap after attending a party at reets retreat. Happy as a kid since he slapped Flameforge on the dancefloor with a few of his awesome moves. The dance contest ended with this Trox as the king of the dancefloor. He finds the table area empty and soothingly dark and quiet, so he lies down on one of the benches to rest a while. Soon he falls asleep....

Bigswede: Zzzzzzzz...

THOMP THOMP THOMP PSCHHHHH.....

Bigswede: ?!?

Suddenly the whole forest lights up in a cascade of colored light making Bigswede wake up

BigSwede: Wheels? What happened to you?!?

Wheels is completely covered with luminating color making him light up the whole WA forest

Wheeles: GROOVY-BABY!

Bigswede: Oh, god...

Cogs de-yalms beside Wheels, looking tired and angry

Bigswede: Hey Cogs.. What have you done to Wheels?

Wheels: SHAKE-YER-BOOTY!

Wheels starts to walk backwards, knocking trees over

Cogs: Wasn't me. I left him outside the pub in Tir for just a..err.. minute while I was in a *cough* meeting... And when I came back he was gone. I found him in an alley like this. Apparently he's trying to do moonwalks... Damn kids must have used him for a portable disco.

Wheels: GET-DOWN!

Bigswede: ....

[Cogs]

You seroisly crazy atrox!!
Love your stories m8, thanks for yet another life prolonging laugh

[Flameforge]

Bahahahaha!
Go Disco Wheels! With flashing light accessories!