A Stolen Kiss
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 1:22 am
Butler dude - Your highness please forgive me
But something has gone amiss
There is an angry woman outside
To report a stolen kiss
Princess chick - Tell her she must go away
Come around some other day
Butler - I have told her, but she won't
You must see her, if you don't
Bad hag - I won't be shushed, I won't be hushed
I know my rights, I know the law
And I know also what I saw
I saw that lad steal a kiss
From that shameless little miss
Don't be fooled by all their shyness
Their a wicked pair your highness
There's a law I understand
Against kissing in this land
There is a law that reads like this
No one is to steal a kiss
Butler - Ah but Princess I've a feeling
This is not a case of stealing
Lad - Please your highness, I confess
When I saw such loveliness
It was too much to resist
I just thought she should be kissed
So I kissed her, kissed her twice
It was very very nice
Hag - There you see, he broke the law
What I say I saw I saw
Lad's hot chick - No please, let me say a word
It is not the way you heard
Please, he did not steal a kiss
I gave it to him, just like this
Butler - There you see, I had a feeling
This was not a case of stealing
Princess - I'm not sure, its not quite plain
Could I see that kiss again
You were right, I have a feeling
This was not a case of stealing
Right the law has been abused
This lad has falsely been accused
He is hers and she is his'n
That old witch should go to prison!
(Selected lines from a Shirley Temple song.)
But something has gone amiss
There is an angry woman outside
To report a stolen kiss
Princess chick - Tell her she must go away
Come around some other day
Butler - I have told her, but she won't
You must see her, if you don't
Bad hag - I won't be shushed, I won't be hushed
I know my rights, I know the law
And I know also what I saw
I saw that lad steal a kiss
From that shameless little miss
Don't be fooled by all their shyness
Their a wicked pair your highness
There's a law I understand
Against kissing in this land
There is a law that reads like this
No one is to steal a kiss
Butler - Ah but Princess I've a feeling
This is not a case of stealing
Lad - Please your highness, I confess
When I saw such loveliness
It was too much to resist
I just thought she should be kissed
So I kissed her, kissed her twice
It was very very nice
Hag - There you see, he broke the law
What I say I saw I saw
Lad's hot chick - No please, let me say a word
It is not the way you heard
Please, he did not steal a kiss
I gave it to him, just like this
Butler - There you see, I had a feeling
This was not a case of stealing
Princess - I'm not sure, its not quite plain
Could I see that kiss again
You were right, I have a feeling
This was not a case of stealing
Right the law has been abused
This lad has falsely been accused
He is hers and she is his'n
That old witch should go to prison!
(Selected lines from a Shirley Temple song.)