Cerberus guild

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2003 4:09 pm**

All I wish for.... is a XXX-Plumbo in one hand

.... and.... a flying nun in the other :oops:

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2003 5:08 pm**

ROTFLMAO!!!

Cogs

Posted: **Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:27 pm**

Plumbo is cheap, flying nuns are EXPENSIVE, and high maintenance

Plus, you have all those meatballs hanging out going *POOF* "What can I do you you master"

Yi Sun Cha

Posted: **Tue Jan 14, 2003 4:33 pm**

Aye, beer may be cheap, but only a dry throat does it refresh. No drink can replace the contentment and happiness that a woman brings; to fill the hole in one's life.

O, woe is me if financial wealth be the only course to win this winged beauty. Shallow is my wallet!

Pray, that the gifts of abundant compassion, quirky humour, endless patience, and boundless heart -- this Flame's true attributes -- may have a part!

Perchance these gifts be accepted, and I may know that vain are not my efforts.

Addendum A: I worry not of instrusive meatballs. They can be dealt with >:)

Posted: **Wed Jan 15, 2003 5:39 am**

Compassion, Humour, patince and heart isn't ever enough for a woman. These gifts, however abundant, can never pay for the true things women wants.... diamonds :p

Posted: **Thu Jan 16, 2003 3:22 am**

Hmm, you may be right, Bigs. Often diamonds ARE a woman's best friend.

In the absence of diamonds, do you suppose rubies would be okay? Or does that just come across as being cheap...?

Posted: **Thu Jan 16, 2003 12:32 pm**

In their unpolished form, a ruby might look cheap, but who knows what wonders lie hidden....a ruby lovingly cared for, by a skilled engineer, prohaps, should rival even the lovliest sparkle from the female eye.

Should you need it, call me.

Cogs

Posted: **Thu Jan 16, 2003 4:14 pm**

...or if you need it to be crushed into several smaller stones, just call upon me

Posted: **Fri Jan 17, 2003 12:05 am**

A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat or help you at the automat

Men grow cold as girls grow old
We all lose our charm in the end
But square cut or pear shape
These rocks don't lose their shape

Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Yes diamonds are a girl's best friend

There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
There may come a time when a hardboiled employer
Thinks you're awful nice, but get that ice or else no dice

He's your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend
It's then that those louses go back to their spouses
And diamonds are a girl's best friend

Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Yes diamonds are a girl's best friend

Love,
Sun Cha

Posted: **Thu Jan 30, 2003 5:04 pm**

Ah, finally found the lyrics.

If i had a million dollars
If i had a million dollars
Well i'd buy you a house (although you have a nice apartment already...)
I would buy you a house

If i had a million dollars
If i had a million dollars
I'd buy you furniture for your house (think I got this covered ;)
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

If i had a million dollars
If i had a million dollars
Well i'd buy you a fur coat (but you got your Nelebs)
But not a real fur coat that's cruel

If i had a million dollars
If i had a million dollars
Well i'd buy an exotic pet (think you have this covered)
Like a llama or an emu

If i had a million dollars
I'd buy your love.

Cerberus guild

Flame's wishlist

Flame's wishlist

Flying nuns...

Rubies...