Greetings to new members

[Bigfatkiller]

Weeee, more more!!

Thorn... did you had a char a long time ago called "Thornflower" ?

[Monrakashi]

Just hopped aboard today with Monrakashi. A lvl 154 MA (been same level for about 12 months now, hehe). I have some family (alts) to bring along when the time is right.

Until later,

-Mon

[Crisyn]

well, I was trying to join ^_^ but the application didn't seem to work... so, if I could get an alternate way to sending my info that'd be cool thanks... my email is visible on here so go ahead and use that

Crisyn

[Flameforge]

Greetings, Crisyn. We did actually receive your application. What happened that made you think it didn't work? Did you not get the "thanks for sending your application" page once you had submitted?

Anyway, an advisor should be in touch with you shortly for an interview.

[Ordoz]

Y0 every1 !
I join ur org a couple of days ago when hunting parts to tier1 in scheol dungeon, think it was max and mini well, first it was only max and me, 2 squichy ppl and then mini came and ... well, soloed those things

been org-less now since i left AO for some time, join up again as many other when FC introduced the free month of play time

Well, Im a casuall player atm since i have kids. before I was a hardcore player who could play al nite long no more... or allmos no more tho depends on how missus is allowing me to do it or not =) the man in the house

well, my Main is my crat who is lvl 167 atm. been tl 5 very long time now and thought perhaps t o lvl him up to 200 now. gonna try join some heckler team. I can selfcast all nanos on rubi-ka.

so, if u need a crat, pm me I got 1k psycology selfbuffed 2 so if u need it

- Ordoz

: : the only crat with Don Juan charm : :

[Sidarion]

Hey, welcome Ordoz!

Nice to see new people joining us. And don't worry about the all nite gaming binges... I hear ya... got also a nagging someone in my back


Looking forward to meet u ingame


Sid

[Indefatigable]

Hi Ordoz and welcome, this is Mini if you didn't know and it really wasn't any trouble.

Enjoy Cerberus and all it has to offer

[leick]

hello Cerberus

after 18 months hassle from Freuty and Rahmorak i am finally playing ao, broadband arrived were i live

Freuty has guested me on the Cerberus channel in game while i find my feet, currently lvl 30 crat

i look forward to getting to know you guys and gals

[Selavi]

Heya Leick. Nice to see you found your way to the boards, and also nice to have you aboard

[Jpegg]

Welcome ))

[Freuty]

Yay you got here m8, welcome to the insane asylum, from which there is no escape

[Cogs]

Greetings, Leick!
Welcome to the site, and as Freuty so aptly put it, the loony bin

[rahmorak]

Howdy Leick

A quick guide to some Cerbs:

1. Cogs. (aka Cigs/Baldie). President of Cerberus. If this guy says jump, we say how high. well, that is how it is meant to work but most people actually sit down instead. He has been trying to entice Freuty into his Jobe apartment for a while and likes pulling. Not just women though, he even pulls monsters. :/
   
2. Nussefreak. Along with Cogs our resident style faux pas. However what he lacks in fashion sense (you NEVER want to see him in that Jones Vest!) he more than make up for in knowledge and generosity. This is the guy that has spent more hours helping others than he has bedding women. a LOT more hours.
   
3. Freuty. Well you know F in real-life but in-game she is a major flirt (!) and keeps teasing poor old cogs, no wonder he is bald! Our guild housing is also going to be more expensive than for any other org as Freuty has a planet-sized arse and we will need to get our buildings custom made to fit it in.
   
4. Selavi. Cheeky fixer dude. All round cool guy, also handles the Cerbs apps.
   
5. Flameforge. Token aussie dude. He is a massochist who screams for more when MOBs are pounding on him. Other than that he is an all round good guy.
   
6. Auropia (Guest). Beware, this is one female that has most Cerb males getting all hot under collar. Approach with extreme caution, predatory instincts are razor sharp.
   
7. Jpegg. Sneaky agent guy. Goes out of the way to help others and our Advisor for the application of Cyb0ring in global conflicts. Oh, don't get on the wrong side of him, he has a nasty bite.
   
8. Twilan. Doctor extra-ordinaire. Don't tell him but he is one of our most valuable resources, without Twil we would be buggered. Oh, and he is a top bloke too.
   
9. SuchySuchy. Resident MP. This guy is a one man army. If you are in a multi-team raid,just get with SS and you will win loot and get SK. (just don't lend him your boots )
   
10. Rahmorak. This guy oozes style. If he speaks, listen. Wisdom flows from every word. Hell, we even have a term in-guild called a Rahmo-ism, used whenever someone does somethign cool. (OK, he also talks a lot of crap and a Rahmo-ism is actually the Cerberus equivalent of the Darwin arwards )
    
11. Legrandchef. Grammar and spelling guru. And fellow conspirator in my 'NTs, Masters of the Universe' plan.
    
12. Cilamene. Another fellow conspirator in my 'NTs, Masters of the Universe' plan. Cil is the sexy poster child of NTs and will be at the front of our marketing campaign when we need to convince everyone we really are the good guys (and gals!).
    
13. HealerKat and Patherson/Anneli. Husband and Wife and former members of Excalibur. Respect. (although Kat has gone AWOL, hurry back!)

There ya have it, welcome to the asylum.

[Nynaeve]

[*]Nussefreak. This is the guy that has spent more hours helping others than he has bedding women. a LOT more hours.

Hm....yes, now that you mention it.....
Think I must start to put restictions on his play-hours



Nyna

[Sidarion]

OMG Nyna... this is so funny!

Oh, and Rahmo! You have forgotten us soldiers! What about Quezt and me and the others? And OMG! You forgot Bluelotuss! She is soo gonna kick your butt for that... o.O



Anyway, welcome Leick!

14. Sidarion the wannabe soldier here... token German of the guild, who constantly whines about being stuck in the Central USA and not being able to play with his guildies half of the time. AORC hog and trademark bovine soundmachine.

15. Quezt the REAL soldier... Fieldmarshal, uber toon and Cerberus "One happy camper" Association representative. Trust me, in his bid to counter teh ehvul World-domination scheme hatched by the nefarious minds of various NTs, he camped anything and everything in this game. You can tell him apart from the rest of the crowd by running around in this unattainable blue armor and always having the newest gadgets and trinkets.

16. Mamasboy2: Spoiled brat, no real soldier at all. Actually our prez in disguise. The bald guy logs him once in a while when he feels even more masochistic than normally... gets constantly bossed around by Quezt and Sidarion. Basically just because both are jealous of him, since the Prez ran away with the guildbank to buy MAmasboy all nice guns and outfits and stuff...

17. Volais... technically a soldier. But no one really knows since he suffers from moodswings and sometimes thinks he is actually superwoman. Whines even more than Sidarion. You have to meet him to BELIEVE!!!