Taking a break

[docjjones]

Only joking but I am working away from home all week so won't be around until next weekend.
No internet access either so can't even troll forums
Laters

[jjones2666]

sounds like fun

[Smacdevil]

Gah, that's removing Stella from JP's local pub for a week o.O

[Jpegg]

hehe, moving the Stella aint that bad

My local has a wonderful variety of different lagers to tantalise a wide range of tastes and also help in the process of 'mixing drinks' to obtain optimum drunkedness in a short period of time

[jjones666]

Tetley smooth for the win!

-jj-

[Jpegg]

hehe, pint of Carling, shot of Aftershock, pint of Stella, shot of Aftershock, double brandy, Pint of Carling, shot of aftersoch, Pnt of Stelaa, shot of.... errr... Stel

pffffffft *blows raspberries* and pukes

[BigSwede]

What the heck is an aftershock?!?

[Jpegg]

It's a drink It's like very bright red in colour, tastes hmm... I cant explain the taste. Tastes a bit like dental mouthwash and it's thick stuff. VERY VERY strong and VERY lethal. Has been banned in a lot of UK clubs and pubs but you can still buy it in the bottle.

Heavy stuff

[MissCarmen]

Staropramen for the win <3

[trgeorge]

Staropramen always gives me headache....even after only one glass.

[Jpegg]

j00000000 lightweight

[Smacdevil]

Gammel Dansk FTW!

Or 'good' old Fernett Branca, last time I had that crap it came out of my nose... and felt like sulphuric acid

[Jpegg]

Aye same with the Aftershock with me

When it came out, my local started doing shots for 90 pence each so one Saturday afternoon, stoopid ass Mark decided to have a shot with every pint. I walked into the pub at 1pm and still to this day do NOT remember anything past 4.30pm.

The feeling I had when I woke up the following day is one I would not wish upon my worst enemy's pet dog. That evening, my mates told me that they had never seen anyone as drunk in their lives (and thats saying something). Apparently I left the pub at 8pm and then went clubbing til the early hours.... one witness describing me as 'a puppet with his strings cut' and me being told a horrible embarassing story of me falling from one end of a pub and trying to stay up as I run straight into a table full of drinks at the other end and flying over the top of it. O.o

[Syriii]

hahaha JP, roxxor

I've had similar experiences on Vodka and Tequila, I don't do any shots anymore, I always black out and have no idea what I'm doing. Last time I had ONE shot of tequila, and from then onward I have no idea at all what happened, no recollection whatsoever since then. I woke up on my living room floor, fully clothed and wearing my coat I should be grateful for the fact I made it home.

Aftershock... mmmmmm haven't done that for a while, I'll have to try it again, hopefully I can drink it and stay aware of who I am and what I'm doing

Oh and I can relate to the puppet with it's strings cut, hehe..... Nuff said ^^

Btw, Strongbow and Scrumpy Jack ftw!!! Lager and all kinds of beer are disgusting

[Jpegg]

Aye... once upon a time in the UK, they made a ban of drinks which contained cider and lager (Snakebite) cos they dont mix and it can be a bad thing (tm) It's sold now tho but for a spell, there was a clampdown on licence holders selling it.

Anyways, the club near me used to sell it but they added blackcurrant juice and called it a 'Diesel'

Anyways, 8 pints of that one night and I got home only to find I had massive purple lines from the sides of my mouth up to my ears lol and I'd been chatting to people all friggin night in the club and noone told me O.o