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Postby Kid » Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:02 pm

Well, let me tell you a story.

I went to my home town to visit my mum and do a bit of work around the house. So, I did what I needed to do and started to head off home. I get to the main street on my motorbike and I'm stopped at some traffic lights....1 set from about 10 sets of lights on that damn road.

So anyway, there I am falling asleep from boredom while waiting for that oh so nice green light, and I notice a guy getting out of the car that just pulled up across the street from me. What caught my attention was that he was looking at me and heading in my direction looking none too pleased. Next thing I know, he's pushes me off the bike! Just as I fall I notice another guy getting out of the same car. One thought went through my head..."This is gonna hurt".

Then the kicking started....kicks to the head, to the back, to the stomach...basically anywhere they could. It was about now that I realised the kicks where coming from more than 2 people. A third must have gotten out of the car.

Fast forward about 60-90 secs. A crowd of people have gathered around, but as expected, they did nothing. Kinda odd looking up in between the kicks to the face and seeing all the people with shocked looks on their faces, but just standing there not helping.

Fast forward about 2 minutes. Some brave guy walking past decides that 3 on 1 is a bit unfair, especially since the '1' is on the ground curled up in a ball. So it becomes 3 vs 2. All I see is a blur of fists and feet. He hits them so fast and hard they decided to quit while they were ahead. Now the crowd of people suddenly become instant heroes and chase the 3 guys back to their car, and start bashing at the car as it drives off.

Next thing I remember is the ambulance, the A&E unit, then not much after that.

So here I am with a few broken ribs, 2 broken fingers, bruised kidneys & lungs, hearing loss to my right ear (temporary) and a change of skin colour to about 60% of me body. Docs said that I didn't have the full motorcycle protective clothing on, I would likely be dead.

So, you might ask....why did they attack me?

Well, back when I was at my mum's, just as I was leaving, I found a kid sitting on my bike. He was about 10 years old and I didn't recognise him. I told him to get off the bike as he was flooding the engine by twisting the trottle with the engine off. His response was, eh, well colourful. So I lifted him off the bike and told him to 'Feck off' (the polite Irish version of 'F**k off'). It seems he didn't like this and went off to tell his big brother, who then followed me to 'teach me a lesson'. And rest as they say, is rather painful history.

I've been in hospital and recouperating at my sisters house ever since. Only a low end pc and dodgy dialup connection. All I could manage was a few emails and a short post here on the forums last week.

I'm back at my place now, and will be online again in a few days. Just, please....nobody ask me for a PvP fight. I've had enough of that lately :D

P.S. Took 20 mins to type that...not easy typing with broken fingers!
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Postby Flameforge » Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:41 pm

Geez... :shock:
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Postby trgeorge » Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:08 am

All that becouse a kid who thought bike is a toy? :shock:

Well, get well soon. And try to get some...tries to remember English term for it....gives up...medical exercise for your fingers when they heal up. Took me over 1 year to get my motoric skills back when I broke my thumb.
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Postby Doctain » Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:36 am

That totally suckx Kid ..but in a sad kinda way i can understand the kidds big brother getting P*ssed about you swearing at his little brother...
still a bit Sh*ty he got his mates to give you a kicking allso..

get well soon kid

P.s next time the kids on your bike kick the shit outa him ..at least it would make the soon to follow beating a little bit easyer to swollow :)
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Postby Selavi » Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:48 am

Doctain wrote:P.s next time the kids on your bike kick the shit outa him ..at least it would make the soon to follow beating a little bit easyer to swollow :)


ROFL!!!!

Get well soon kid. It suck how some people figure a solid trashing like that makes up for telling some kid to lay off a bike. Bet the story he told his older brother didnt include him sitting on a bike, not getting off when told to and telling the owner to fekker off.
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Postby Smacdevil » Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:52 am

Holy crap Kid, that really sucks donkey balls... I hope you get 100% well real soon, and that the bastards get what they deserve - a long prison sentence AND the shit kicked out of them! :evil:

Hope to see you soon :)
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Postby Ukulele » Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:55 am

That sucks Kid. :(

Get well soon!
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Postby Kid » Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:35 am

Thanks everyone!

In reply to everyone:

Flame - Yep, geez is exactly my thoughts as well.

TR - I think you mean 'phsyioterapy', no wait, I mean 'pysiotherapi'....psy.....eh, yeah....'medical excercise' will do.

Doctain - In Dublin, cursing is 2nd nature to us...it's part of everyday language and no offence is meant by it. Not really much of an excuse to get p*ssed off :wink: The kids here know more bad language than you ever will...lol. And as for beating up the kid in future, eh, I'll pass....I only beat up elderly people, not kids. Elderly people don't have many big brothers.

Sel - Oh I'm sure he told his brother that I was a right b*stard and that he forgot to even mention that he was on my bike. I probably burnt down his house and killed his parents also.

Smac - I can't really comment as I've never sucked donkey balls, so I don't know if it's good or bad. I'll put that on my list of things to do before I die.

Uku - What is the fixation you have Smac have with sucking? Is there something you are not telling us? I do agree 100% about the 'getting well' part though.

Thank everyone and I'll be back in game shortly.

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Postby Quezt » Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:56 am

Get well soon, hope to see ya back ingame soon Kid.

If you ever meet those guys again, send'em over to Norway and I'll give'em a nice greeting from ya 8)
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Postby Horsey » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:35 am

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Hope you recover 100%, or at least to the state you were in before this :-)
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Postby Gearsoul » Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:53 am

Geebus f-ing christmas trees!!!!!

Can u say "Anger Management"?!

Grrr....I wanna squish someone now. -.-

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Postby lynett » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:36 pm

"P.s next time the kids on your bike kick the shit outa him ..at least it would make the soon to follow beating a little bit easyer to swollow"

yeah, he took the words out of my mouth... :twisted:

anyway, good luck to you and hope you recover soon :)
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Postby Talker » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:03 pm

Hey m8tes the Funk here,
It was today when we were bashing some generals in PW when i asked TR were the kid was, needless to say i got some funny reaction : yeh, the kid got into a fight and forgot to bring a doc with em.

I was like wth is he meaning by that so i ask: did Kid leave us (although i knew you never would)?
Then i was directed to go read the forums and i thought this is interresting enough to look at , even more drama LOL !?

So i look up an original "Kid"post and click his name to see the rest of his post still wondering what happened to him when i landed here.

What have i learned> 1) TR's reply's are cryptographic (thats not his fault but thats due to his lvl of high intelligence)

2) You realy realy miss good friends when they one day fail to logon to the game and start wondering what the hell happened.

3) I should keep up with the forums more often LOL

Anyway, i hope you recover real fast my friend and know that your friends are missing the funny guy in guild chatt. Next time take yer big bro the Funkmaster with you couse he can a) kick THEIR ass and b) heal you up har har har.

Hope to see ya soon bro,
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Re: Were's that funny guy !?

Postby trgeorge » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:23 am

Talker wrote:What have i learned> 1) TR's reply's are cryptographic (thats not his fault but thats due to his lvl of high intelligence)


Look who's talking....that's just nice way of puting "too smart for his own good". But I guess I deserve it after yesterday.
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Postby Gearsoul » Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:05 am

GEORGEE!!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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