Poem About Poo
A slippy poo will shoot right out
So hurry if you can
It fires as soon as you sit down
And rockets down the pan
A jagged poo will rip and tear
The inside of your bum
It's filled with lumps and nuts and bumps
You'll wish your ass was numb
A splashy one drops like a bomb
A boulder from your crack
It hits the water at full speed
And saturates your back
The floater just will not be flushed
It lays there lookin snug
It's best to drop it in the sink
And push it down the plug
But of them all the nicest one
Slips cleanly from your hole
There is no need to wipe at all
And saves on toilet roll !!!!!!!!!!
hehe, I know. Ewww I hear you say but 'tis a funny poem methinks
