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Postby rahmorak » Tue Sep 16, 2003 1:47 pm

A: I said "YOU ARE GETTING DEAF IN YOUR OLD AGE!"

Q: What goes, Wibble, BOING, Wibble?
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Postby codec3 » Tue Sep 16, 2003 1:55 pm

it doesn't tease like a pipe

how big is a towel?
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Postby jabbez » Tue Sep 16, 2003 2:01 pm

A: dude!

Q: dude?
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Postby Samuraichan » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:12 pm

A: Sweet!

Q: Wheres my car?

Sam :D
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Postby LilBurst » Tue Sep 16, 2003 10:12 pm

A: pRoN!

Q: Can i have ur sword?
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Postby Volais » Tue Sep 16, 2003 11:01 pm

A: Like...totally bite me!

Q: If a tree falls in the middle of the woods and no ones around to hear it, does a chicken drink blood?
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Postby Gearsoul » Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:06 am

Answer: Purple. Thought everyone knew that was the answer to 'Eh?'! Come on now!

Question: Why is it that pigs DON'T fly?
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Postby Bluelotuss » Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:42 am

A. Not enough Frequent Flyer Miles.

Q. Can I get an Amen?
Bluelotuss:"Nihili est -- in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui."
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Postby Clanstar » Wed Sep 17, 2003 8:40 am

A: Thats Abba and "Dancing queen".

Q: A son of a bitch... can he have a sister?
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Postby Wirecutter » Wed Sep 17, 2003 9:15 am

A: Offcourse son, if u just can find a daddy that can pay.

Q: Will you still get dizzy after spinning 10 times while noone is looking?
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Postby Stillhaa » Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:00 am

A: Depends on the amount of liquer involved!!

Q: Can a pig on acid really fly?
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Postby Clanstar » Wed Sep 17, 2003 12:50 pm

A: Pige.. piged... yes, pigitair.

Q: 3 men walks in on a hotell wanting to rent a room. The price for the room is 25 bucks. They all chip in a 10:er each and walk up to the room. Soon the piccolo comes up with there bags and theere 5 creds (30-25). They give him a 2 creds tip. The piccolo gives them the rest wich results in 1 cred each. Now... they all got 1 cred... that means they all paid 9 creds... 9x3=27... and then they gave the piccolo the tip of 2 creds... 27+2=29... What happend to the last coin?
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Postby Fao » Wed Sep 17, 2003 12:54 pm

A: The pig took it!
Q: How many bakers in an egg's dozen?
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Postby Cogs » Wed Sep 17, 2003 2:47 pm

A: Depends on your gas mileage.

Q: How serious is a comment anyway?
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Postby Volais » Fri Sep 19, 2003 1:22 am

Dunno

Whats the difference between the Backstreet boys and a pile of crap?
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