I found these on my home computer, and just had to share. They're collected by some website from IRC chats. Ahh, it's cracking me up. Wish I had made a note of the site.
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest: 4.5 minutes
serluny: how did u do that?
ReDPriest: i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do that
serluny: what program
ReDPriest: download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny: how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to
http://www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.comserluny: i cant download it something is wrong
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
<blazemore> i need to find a used ddr 3rd mix machine
*** Joins: DigDug (
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<AlmtyBob> good fucking luck
<AlmtyBob> you're looking at $8000 wihtout shipping
<AlmtyBob> even used
<DigDug> whatcha talking about, bob?
<AlmtyBob> a filipina chick
<AlmtyBob> the ones you buy in exchange for bringing them to the us
<blazemore> my dad is thinking about helping pay for one so we can stick it in an arcade and make some money :o
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