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by **BigSwede** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 1:47 pm

Hehe, that was good too.. Sorry to say we don't celebrate thanksgiving around here..

by **Hejiro** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 11:14 pm

Thanksgiving isn't celebrated in Australia either. It's hard enough trying to organise things just for Christmas!

Okay, looks like PvP Online is doing a running story with this gaming theme! These ones really hit close to home for me

by **Hejiro** » Sun Dec 01, 2002 12:02 pm

A woman gives birth to a baby. Afterwards the doctor says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, doctor? What's wrong?!"

The doctor says, "It's OK, nothing's wrong exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

The woman says, "A hermaphrodite. What's that?"

The doctor replies, "Well, it means your baby has the... err... features... of both a male and female."

The woman turns pale. "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis AND a brain??"

by **Cogs** » Sun Dec 01, 2002 1:31 pm

Cogs

by **BigSwede** » Mon Dec 02, 2002 12:29 pm

by **Hejiro** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 7:27 am

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again! You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologised and said he didn't realise that a little tap could scare the driver so much.

"Sorry, it's not really your fault," replied the driver. "Today is my first day as a cab driver -- I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years."

by **BigSwede** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 3:26 pm

by **Twiggytee** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 8:40 am

God gave man two great gifts, a brain and a penis. But only enough blood to run one at a time.

by **Hejiro** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 11:12 pm

Ahahahaha! Short and to the point -- love it.

by **Vixentrox** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 5:15 pm

How does he know how short and pointy it is?

Hejiro wrote:Ahahahaha! Short and to the point -- love it.

by **Hejiro** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 12:02 pm

Oh behave, Vix! :oops:

The reason "he" knows is actually, well, it's a... long... story and it would be too... hard... to explain it all.

*groan* Sorry

by **Hejiro** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 8:22 am

Philosophy of life. Remember this at all times:
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
4. It is imperative that these three women never meet.

by **Cogs** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 10:22 am

Man, why have I never thought of that! I always cock it up.....

Good one, Hej

Cogs

by **Vixentrox** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 11:54 pm

10K Aimed Shots relieves men of their "biggest" disadvantage.

/me rests crosshairs over Hejiro's privates
/me gently squeezes the trigger
/me thinks he needn't worry about the 3 women anymore

by **Vixentrox** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 6:18 pm

I think I shut the whole thread down! LOL.

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