My fellow Cerbians,
Today I announce to you my candidacy for Presidency of the US Chapter of the Cerberus Advisory Commitee. I will run a good, clean campaign centered on the issues. The issues, are about change. Change... for the future.
I have a vision....
I see a leet in *every* apartment! No more *camping* for FRN, no... they will rain from above and all peeps will share in the riches as one! (and well armored i might say). I see our wall, with the emblazoned title of "Cerberus" across it! To let all see our pride!
I see a day where no man or woman will hear the name gimp! (not even Mini) No! We will rise up and end the opression of gimpdom everywhere!!
And there will be partying, oh yes, there will be partying. I see Cerbs coming together in unified love (and XXX-Plumbo Cans), to share their fellowship and comraderie! No longer will atroxes be scorned for their usage of speedos and thongs! (blinders will be provided for all members).
Hard changes will come. What to do with our finances (buying cogsy a wig). How to best further our communities (casinos). Education (yes this means you troxies). A better way of life (cheaper insurance term rates).
I will fight for your way of life and dreams! I have pride in our name, and our order! If you believe in change, let your voice be heard by the powers that be. Kitra in 2004!!
*Paid for by the Commision of Getting Kitra Into Power So She Can Cause Havoc*