Kitra For President!

[Kitra]

My fellow Cerbians,

Today I announce to you my candidacy for Presidency of the US Chapter of the Cerberus Advisory Commitee. I will run a good, clean campaign centered on the issues. The issues, are about change. Change... for the future.

I have a vision....

I see a leet in *every* apartment! No more *camping* for FRN, no... they will rain from above and all peeps will share in the riches as one! (and well armored i might say). I see our wall, with the emblazoned title of "Cerberus" across it! To let all see our pride!
I see a day where no man or woman will hear the name gimp! (not even Mini) No! We will rise up and end the opression of gimpdom everywhere!!

And there will be partying, oh yes, there will be partying. I see Cerbs coming together in unified love (and XXX-Plumbo Cans), to share their fellowship and comraderie! No longer will atroxes be scorned for their usage of speedos and thongs! (blinders will be provided for all members).

Hard changes will come. What to do with our finances (buying cogsy a wig). How to best further our communities (casinos). Education (yes this means you troxies). A better way of life (cheaper insurance term rates).

I will fight for your way of life and dreams! I have pride in our name, and our order! If you believe in change, let your voice be heard by the powers that be. Kitra in 2004!!

*Paid for by the Commision of Getting Kitra Into Power So She Can Cause Havoc*

[furydemon]

Leets everywhere?

Not calling Mini a gimp?

Social events?

Damn it girl - check out my title & phear me.

[Kitra]

Aww, fraid of a little competition there demon?

[Indefatigable]

Sounds good to me!!!! We gotta find Selavi a pension fund though, he's getting old. Yey no more gimpy me.

However if it rains FRN prices will fall and i'm gonna be poor Also if everyone has a leet who needs me, my ninja buffing nano's will be worthless.

Can we buy demon some hair too? She's a bit short of that, like she's a bit short of most things in the mental department.

The beer sounds good to me /me votes for kitra unless Selavi can offer a more "worthwhile package"

*psssssst Demon* who cares about Hell when you have a Hold hell at Bay

[Kitra]

otay otay, no raining FRN's, but we all get all we need ^^ hmm, otay heart's desire in every apartment! wig for demon too. this is a preliminary package, so the issues will be modified to the needs of the constituent. keep em coming !!

[Flameforge]

Hmm, I'm a bit sceptical. These candidates pop up out of nowhere with grand visions and promises, but will they deliver!

The one who sets me up with a nice little condo out in Home, complete with 5-girl harem, may deserve my vote.

Good luck, Kitra.

[furydemon]

Presidency of the US Chapter

Actually - I'm not afraid of competition - I just didn't read this properly.

a) I wouldnt want to be part of the US Chaper &
b) You'll probably fix the votes so I couldn't win anyway

[furyangel]

Kitra are you sure you have enough credz to buy your way into the Presidency? We'd have to take down more Omni bases as well in case our Notum dries up and we can't all have our large notum guzzling Stilletos...

[Kitra]

This campaign will not be based around lining lobbyists pockets (did that last week), this campaign is run on the important issues. The notum supply is a very important issue to us (no HE?? AHHH!!!). Thus research into alternate power sources (XXX Plumbo) and reserves (drunk nanomages), are one of our highest priorities.

Thank you all, and please feel free to bring any further issues up.



PS demon, of course i am gonna rig it, how else are we gonna get a wig on ya? ;P lol

[furydemon]

how else are we gonna get a wig on ya? ;P lol

Come within 10 feet & you'll be rooted n nuked.

Any decent president would understand & embrace diversity instead of trying to enforce their own values upon others...

(Psst - re-read Angels post... I think you missed it)

[furyangel]

The notum supply is a very important issue to us...

...somebody missed the point?!

[Kitra]

Root n' nuke? lol. Send that dust buster you call a bot, might work better ;p The wig will be yours, oh yes And besides, blame indef for the wig (Casts: Sidestep the Blame)



(I might not have, shoot me a /tell on what I might have missed please ^^)

[Indefatigable]

If the campaign needs any $$$'s i'll gladly fund it to see a wig on demon.

...And bring it on Demon ya nooby

[furydemon]

I'll say it again & see if it gets through thick skulls this time

Any decent PERSON would understand & embrace diversity instead of trying to enforce their own values upon others...

[Kitra]

I understand diversity demon... just not you bring on the wig!