Situation good, but hell I continuously certainly at snigeltuta (can't find this word anywhere) now and this cost a packet! Dough dry up cruel fat now...
LOL! I might have been a tiny bit cruel there, but I dont want you to get too cocky
Snigeltuta=analouge modem (like "damn slow analouge modem)
Did you understand what you translated or did you just go word by word?
If I would say this in english it would be roughly like:
"Things are good, but damn I run on this damn slow modem now and it's damn expensive! Cash drains damn fast now..."
Ok, I'll try an easier one
(This is quite fun)
"Jag förstår inte vitsen med telefonsex. När man väl stoppat in luren hör man ju inte vad den andra säger."
I hope you can translate this .)